GRUMPY CAT · EMERGENCY BROADCAST
GRUMPY
CAT
Grumpy Cat reviewed the entire internet and brought three identical expert witnesses. Every witness said no. Your appeal has also been denied.
X / @GRUMPYCATPF ↗▼ one scroll. four cats. bad decision.
01 · EVERY COMPLAINT AT ONCE
The entire internet is in trouble.
DENIED
CURRENT EMERGENCY
SOMEONE IS HAPPY SOMEWHERE.
Grumpy Cat considers this a system failure.
RAGE LEVEL: NORMAL AWFUL
ASK GRUMPY ANYTHING
“I haven't heard it yet, but no.”
CURRENT THOUGHTthis website needs fewer humans
BAD IDEAS DEPARTMENT